Thoughts on Lorelai/Lauren Grahamn

A few years ago, I came to the bitter conclusion that Captain Jack Sparrow didn't actually exist. This, as you can imagine was heart-wrenching. Don't you hate it when an amazing fictional character is just so awesome and mind blowing that you DESPERATELY would marry said character if you could but you can't so the whole world is drowned a sea of gray rain and dead puppy snot? Er, um...moving on.
Anyway, I was reflecting the other day on how much it SUCKS that Lorelai Gilmore doesn't exist. 'Cuz if she did, we'd totally be bffs and we could like, swap purses and stuff. (But she can't have my pink fuzzy one! MINE! MINE! MINE! Unless of course she traded it for the one that barks when you open it...I like that one. ;)) But I digress. Anyway, so I was thinking (dangerous stuff, thinking is) that possibly Lorelai DOES exist! (At this point, my brain was totally taken over by delusional thoughts. Stop reading now if you value your sanity.) Maaaaaybe Lorelai is just trapped in Lauren Graham's body? Didn't anyone think of THAT possibility?
So, I wrote Lorelai a letter:
Dear Lorelai,
Are you trapped in Lauren's body? Were you always like that? Are you really only Lauren in the metaphysical sense? The metaphorical sense? Metafictional sense? Are you stuck in some kind of time bubble? Because seriously, I could pop you out. I have a crochet hook and the fire departement on speed dial (unless they changed their number again. Honestly, you'd think I'm the only girl stalking entire fire brigades the way they carry on...). Anyway, I ramble. But let me know about the bubble. Because once I get you out, I'll paint your nails! (Bright pink, okay?)
Love,
Mary

While the SWAT team attempts to shove me into a padded room, enjoy this picture of Rory when she's all grown up. Any thoughts on why she's so infuriatingly beautiful? (Yes, I'm jealous as heck. I want her eyes!)

PRETTY :)